Don’t make fun of me for being old.  Just think about what, or even how, you would change your gender. I guess there are medical ways of changing that, but how could you change your birth year? I guess I fail to see how that is possible.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is such a thing as a stupid question.  Want proof you say?  Well in this thread at Microsoft Answers, the stupid question of the year was asked.

Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I’ve noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don’t travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB’s = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.

Need I say more?

If you go to the link, some of the answers are really creative and funny. It looks like the guys over at Microsoft Answers forum had a little fun with this.

From the article:

A man who showed up at his girlfriend’s home Sept. 30 to find it being searched by Crestview Police Department officers claimed the bag of marijuana in the bedroom as his own. “That weed’s mine,” he told police.

When they told him he was being arrested, he began denying any knowledge of marijuana in the residence. He was taken to jail.

Maybe the vastly intelligent couple will be future candidates for a darwin award.

Do you recognize this man?

If you do, call Southlake Police

He was caught on a vehicle surveillance camera keying someone’s car. You can see the whole video here.

Some people are just plain jerks.

See this clip.

In this story a man called 911 after they left the sauce off of his Italian sandwich from Subway!

This was such an important development, I had to let y’all know.

There’s a new look for today’s man, and as you can see, he is thrilled

I bet all you guys just can’t wait for these fashions to hit the stores here in the US.

Thank goodness for the French.

This is just the diet for me. Don’t you think.

This is just shameful.

Why do we as a society put up with such irresponsible behavior from such narcissistic people. Have we lost our respect and maturity to this point, that we would mob the teachers?

This quote explains part of it:

“The monsters [parents] are created in family restaurants and coffee shops — places where the mothers meet each other to talk and relax,” said Professor Morotomi. “Simple chats spiral into ‘emergency meetings’… the conversation becomes more emotional and radical and suddenly what began as a simple complaint becomes a monsterised army of parents.”

I hope that I would have the saltiness to stand up to such a mob, nevertheless, a group of more mature parents should be able to go to battle here.

I refuse to accept that this is a majority of people. I hope I’m right.