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The Lawyer and the Blonde

lonn — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:48:36 +0000

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works:
“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa.”

Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.”Okay, how about this, if you don’t know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four? ” The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E- mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, comes down with four?”

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Is it real?

lonn — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:44:47 +0000

Check out the following video and tell me this is a real thing.

Original Video at www.todaysbigthing.com.

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Big Buck Bunny

lonn — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:12:58 +0000

This was kind of a funny short about a big hearted bunny who was simply minding his own business when some bad guys try to ruin his day.

Big Buck Bunny from Blender Foundation on Vimeo.

Niether Blonde Nor Female

lonn — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:27:28 +0000

This picture was e-mailed to me and I thought it was pretty funny. Being in the construction industry, I can believe this photo is real.

These contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home..

How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked?

Herding sheep with a twist (a big one)

lonn — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:53:00 +0000

Many of you know that I grew up on a farm. The primary divisions of work on the farm was sheep and alfalfa hay. So I spent many hours of my youth herding sheep. I would have never dreamed of this. See the video below.

It’s not flying, it’s falling with style

lonn — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:16:14 +0000

OK, I’ve got another video for you today. Not sure how much introduction I should give. Just watch. I would recommend you press full screen icon in the lower right hand corner (the one that has four arrows pointing outward).

wingsuit base jumping from Ali on Vimeo.

One year in 40 seconds

lonn — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:46:16 +0000

A guy in Norway made a video from shots that he took of his backyard all year long. Then made a time lapse video of it. See the video below.

One year in 40 seconds from Eirik Solheim on Vimeo.

The website is here

When video games go to far

lonn — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:08:39 +0000

I loved playing video games as a kid, and I still indulge with my son from time to time as an adult. However, this video shows someone who never quite managed to grow out of it.


MARIO KART (REMI GAILLARD)
by nqtv

Calling all Star Wars fans

lonn — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:07:57 +0000

Some people just have too much time on their hands. But, having said that, it does provide some mild entertainment. Especially if you’re a Star Wars fan.

See this youtube video:

My early morning wedding video laugh

lonn — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:23:54 +0000

Many of you know that I do wedding videography occasionally on the side; more of a hobby than anything. As a result, I monitor wedding video news.

This video just made me laugh, so I wanted to share it with you.